fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’
The Used | In Love And Death (first pressing, picture disc/???)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
can I get nutrition facts on that pussy?
Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.
I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.
this is good and all but holy shit it’s fucking terrifying
friends forever lauren.
friends foreverrrr :’)