buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
my girlfriend framed her first anon hate
I can never get enough of this
"I get it, I get it… what about a SIDE-hug, though??"
If you’re wondering by the way, I don’t really believe in the introvert/extrovert thing. Its just labels and as soon as you label yourself, you limit yourself :)
Just accept that we’re all complicated little snowflakes who have lots of little preferences when it comes to everything and have a good day, hooray!!
I CANT BREATHE