if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is
Me every time I order wings.
i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
When someone says “suck my dick”
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
the only 6 pack i need