uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

megnesiums:

Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’

caveofdoubt:

The Used | In Love And Death (first pressing, picture disc/???)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

sleepythug:

can I get nutrition facts on that pussy?

laughcentre:

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

this is good and all but holy shit it’s fucking terrifying

sarahjustsaywhaa:

friends forever lauren. 

friends foreverrrr :’)